I couldn’t very well have sent this out without including the “big” story of the week. In an early bid for Mother Of The Year, some lady let her four-year-old climb into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. 17-year-old silverback gorilla Harambe went…well…apeshit on the kid, and the good folks who run the zoo went HAM on his primate ass with a high-powered rifle.
I gotta say I’m with PETA on this one. Why on Earth do we still have zoos? Absolutely disgusting. In an age when you can sit on the couch and watch Discovery, NatGeo, and Animal Planet in ultra high def on a 75" screen, what the hell are you doing at the zoo? And if you think polar bears are perfectly happy living in San Diego, you’re a moron.